1 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:01,293 Keanu Reeves! 2 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,520 And you all know George Lucas, right? 3 00:02:08,060 --> 00:02:09,979 I'd really like to go home, though. 4 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,300 Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit. 5 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,680 You can do it. 6 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,200 Can I at least have my cell phone? 7 00:02:15,540 --> 00:02:18,620 Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to call for help. 8 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:26,300 Oh, and over here, oh wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. 9 00:02:27,020 --> 00:02:30,220 Without them, there would be no Hollywood. 10 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:35,700 James and Henry... Who? 11 00:02:36,540 --> 00:02:37,540 Are you serious? 12 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,020 James and Henry. 13 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,080 Minions. 14 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:44,640 I know the Minions, but I've never seen... James and Henry. 15 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,580 Yeah, never heard of them. 16 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,300 Me neither. 17 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:49,860 But this is insane. 18 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,320 James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. 19 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:56,460 Not just Hollywood, they changed the world. 20 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,160 And their story is epic. 21 00:02:58,820 --> 00:03:00,580 What is she talking about? 22 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:01,800 You know what? 23 00:03:01,860 --> 00:03:02,440 Change of plans. 24 00:03:02,540 --> 00:03:03,300 Everybody sit down. 25 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:05,620 Now, all of you, come on, sit down. 26 00:03:05,820 --> 00:03:10,040 Tommy, you two glasses, and Mr. Johnson, and you too, Bubble Girl. 27 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:17,940 As you may know, throughout time, dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming 28 00:03:17,941 --> 00:03:22,040 our planet, searching for the perfect villain to serve. 29 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:33,480 And among them was a very special guy. 30 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,040 That's him right there, James. 31 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:41,067 He liked to draw, paint, but above all, he loved 32 00:03:41,068 --> 00:03:43,740 to invent stories and share them with his buddies. 33 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,840 Hey, Alberto, look at the book. 34 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:07,300 The rest of his tribe, however, they were just interested in one thing. 35 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,180 To serve the most evil master they can find. 36 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:17,380 And this guy checked all the boxes. 37 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,440 Scary? 38 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:19,060 Check. 39 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:20,060 Burly? 40 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:20,720 Check. 41 00:04:20,721 --> 00:04:22,120 Super mean? 42 00:04:26,606 --> 00:04:27,606 Double check. 43 00:04:37,333 --> 00:04:38,833 He was a perfect ten. 44 00:04:53,579 --> 00:04:58,879 To show their new master how much they cared, the Minions did everything for him. 45 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:07,126 But James wanted to go one step further and 46 00:05:07,127 --> 00:05:11,501 create something truly wonderful for his master. 47 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:32,700 Boot, boot, boot! 48 00:06:38,903 --> 00:06:41,058 The Minions were banished from the Cyclops' 49 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:44,441 island that day, and everyone was mad at James. 50 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:50,520 Well, not everyone. 51 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:54,040 One other Minion found it very funny. 52 00:07:05,063 --> 00:07:06,683 And that was Henry. 53 00:08:08,431 --> 00:08:09,431 They were inseparable. 54 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:14,857 The best of friends and by each other's side, no 55 00:08:14,858 --> 00:08:18,570 matter where they went or who they worked for. 56 00:08:21,270 --> 00:08:26,670 Their next master was extremely promising, very powerful, and importantly, 57 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:27,910 very evil. 58 00:08:28,870 --> 00:08:32,890 And his book, oh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it. 59 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:11,950 Monster. 60 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,190 Oh, la, oh. 61 00:09:22,850 --> 00:09:25,270 Les dames amants, les dames amies. 62 00:09:36,690 --> 00:09:38,710 Les mega cutas. 63 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:54,880 Go, go, go! 64 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:38,880 Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master. 65 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,980 On the plus side, James and Henry's friendship became stronger that day. 66 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,720 Even if it made some of the other Minions unhappy. 67 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:03,160 This is Ed, by the way. 68 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,780 He's a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing. 69 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:10,940 So they came up with a way of communicating with each other. 70 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,510 And so the Minions went from one boss to the next. 71 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:32,470 And there were many. 72 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:41,850 Uh, buddies? 73 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:26,780 But after a while, they couldn't find any more evil masters to serve. 74 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:33,320 For a very long time, the Minions wandered about, tired and losing hope. 75 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:42,000 And that very bossy Minion there, that's Dick. 76 00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:44,580 He barked at everyone to make camp for the night. 77 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:53,440 Now, because of their non-stop blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James 78 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:56,320 to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual. 79 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,780 Which was fine with them, as it meant they could 80 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:02,460 stay up all night discussing the meaning of life. 81 00:13:02,461 --> 00:13:05,820 The cosmos, their hopes, their dreams. 82 00:13:05,821 --> 00:13:07,100 Oh, poor el! 83 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,000 Oh la la! 84 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:11,220 Malpeli! 85 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,120 Serapellissimo, James! 86 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,540 Ah, et là, c'est les Dicks, mais sous la paragousse. 87 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,400 Mic, honneur, mic, honneur, mic, honneur! 88 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:19,860 Hey, oh! 89 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:38,620 Henry, what kind? 90 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:39,940 De... de... quesaco? 91 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,620 Casaco, que le mi cadeau. 92 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,000 Allez! 93 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:42,440 Casa! 94 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,920 Oh, c'est l'ami! 95 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,560 C'est l'ami! 96 00:13:46,470 --> 00:13:50,240 And with that, Dick lost his temper... again. 97 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,840 And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends. 98 00:13:55,220 --> 00:14:00,520 Henry thought long and hard about Dick's remarks... and decided to punch him. 99 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:07,920 But thankfully, Ed intervened, signed for his friend to calm down, 100 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,560 breathe deeply, and... 101 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,100 punched Dick himself. 102 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,260 Well, this seemed like the breaking point. 103 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:28,440 But then, Dick saw something that would change the Minions' lives forever. 104 00:14:28,441 --> 00:14:29,441 Oh, Dick! 105 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:41,340 do you have any idea what you have done? 106 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,232 Of course, I did the boss and the conductor, 107 00:19:44,292 --> 00:19:47,220 the chicanesen, and everything, everything! 108 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:59,000 It was the perfect scene, all that work, all that money, all that effort! 109 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,600 Get out of here! 110 00:20:01,820 --> 00:20:04,000 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, and you! 111 00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:04,320 Me? 112 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,340 Definitely you! 113 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:05,940 Get out! 114 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:06,560 Out! 115 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:07,160 Out! 116 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:07,880 Out! 117 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:08,560 Out! 118 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:08,900 Out! 119 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,080 Out! 120 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:15,820 It's going in! 121 00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,280 Hey, boss, we're out of film. 122 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,700 This is not going to go down well. 123 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:48,400 You tell that no-talent bum, if he messes up again, he's fired! 124 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:51,900 And then, send him a bottle of champagne, because it's his birthday! 125 00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:56,980 Ah, there he is, our favorite director! 126 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,540 Oh, hello, Mr. Bright, Mr. Bright. 127 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 128 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,240 All right, let's see what you've shot. 129 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,580 All the scenes, now. 130 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,760 We are so excited to see you. 131 00:21:06,761 --> 00:21:07,761 Come on, let's go! 132 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:12,880 Just so you know, Mr. Bright, we had... a small... problem. 133 00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:13,940 A problem? 134 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,300 It's just a puzzle for French to solve. 135 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,020 Problems cost money. 136 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,680 Oh, well, this scene is terrible. 137 00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:23,520 You will never work in this town again. 138 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,480 But we're sure you'll do great in any number of other towns. 139 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,800 Roll the scene, please, and thank you. 140 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,860 Oh, here we go. 141 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,540 What is going on? 142 00:21:59,820 --> 00:22:02,540 I know, that's what I was trying to tell you, isn't it? 143 00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,500 What are those things? 144 00:22:06,580 --> 00:22:10,320 Ah, they, uh... You changed the whole scene! 145 00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:12,500 But I didn't! 146 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:12,860 You did! 147 00:22:12,861 --> 00:22:15,160 Guys, oh boy, I did it! 148 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:16,540 He's genius! 149 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:18,520 What? 150 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,520 You see, it's great! 151 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:22,720 It's better than great. 152 00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:23,480 I love it! 153 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,040 Those sickly children! 154 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,360 Oh, they're fantastic! 155 00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:28,300 They have to be in every shot of the movie. 156 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:29,680 Ah, yeah! 157 00:22:31,140 --> 00:22:32,180 Okay, absolutely! 158 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,340 I'm going to get my very good friends. 159 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,580 It's those, uh, uh, what's their names? 160 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:39,880 Put them in the movie! 161 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,060 Sam? 162 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:46,980 Elwood? 163 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,680 Would you mind playing it? 164 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,120 All right! 165 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:56,080 Oh, that's the stuff, Frankie! 166 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,200 Ah, yes it is, Elwood. 167 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:00,460 Get them! 168 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,600 Get them, boys! 169 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:04,420 Faster, faster! 170 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,660 We need to find them! 171 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,820 Where are they? 172 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,080 Get out of the way! 173 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:09,420 Move it, move it! 174 00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:18,190 Take the next right! 175 00:23:18,191 --> 00:23:19,490 They could be on the sunset! 176 00:23:31,473 --> 00:23:32,679 Hey, hey! 177 00:23:51,950 --> 00:23:53,230 Don't let them get away! 178 00:23:53,490 --> 00:23:54,490 You got it! 179 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,800 Uh, first things first. 180 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,040 Who are you? 181 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,320 My name is Henry. 182 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:55,720 Me? 183 00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,880 And my name is Dick. 184 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:00,300 Ah, it's actually Ed. 185 00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,260 Uh... And me again! 186 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:02,840 And me again! 187 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:03,360 And me again! 188 00:25:03,361 --> 00:25:04,361 And me again! 189 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,920 Is there a name I can just call all of you? 190 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Minions! 191 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,900 Look, Minions, my name is Max. 192 00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,240 Hello, Max! 193 00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:16,620 Yeah, hi! 194 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,340 Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier. 195 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,820 So, I would like to work with you. 196 00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:23,320 We should make movies! 197 00:25:24,060 --> 00:25:24,600 Movies? 198 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:25,120 Movies? 199 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:28,020 You don't know what movies are? 200 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:34,180 Movies are stories that play out right in front of you. 201 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,680 And people love them! 202 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:37,740 And people love the people who make them! 203 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,380 Welcome to Pride Brothers Pictures! 204 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,220 Where we make all kinds of movies! 205 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,400 Hello, Joe! 206 00:26:40,350 --> 00:26:42,490 It is fantastico! 207 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:44,010 It's exciting, isn't it? 208 00:26:46,550 --> 00:26:49,370 Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm! 209 00:26:50,010 --> 00:26:51,050 How about you, gentlemen? 210 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,610 Do you want to make movies too? 211 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,286 Excellent! 212 00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:03,570 Let's get to work! 213 00:27:03,571 --> 00:27:08,450 So, I need you to act in a very simple scene. 214 00:27:08,770 --> 00:27:11,690 You stay here, and I shall return! 215 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,950 Okay, listen up! 216 00:27:17,230 --> 00:27:18,270 So, here's the scene. 217 00:27:18,730 --> 00:27:20,630 You see those large, heavily armed men? 218 00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:25,610 They suspect you have killed their leader, and they want you dead! 219 00:27:27,810 --> 00:27:31,330 Alright, I need you to really sell the drama! 220 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,530 You do a good job, and you're hired! 221 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:39,410 You fail, and it's back to wandering the streets, scavenging for food. 222 00:27:39,650 --> 00:27:40,890 Have fun with it! 223 00:27:41,530 --> 00:27:42,870 Okay, ready? 224 00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:43,930 Action! 225 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:46,030 Attack!!! 226 00:28:00,829 --> 00:28:03,609 Back to back! 227 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:07,180 Buddy! 228 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,310 Back to back! 229 00:28:33,610 --> 00:28:33,890 Nothing? 230 00:28:34,450 --> 00:28:37,890 Okay, that was... perfect! 231 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,300 Idiots! 232 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,680 Are you ready to become stars? 233 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,240 And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen! 234 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:52,540 The 235 00:29:05,470 --> 00:29:07,650 world has never been a better place! 236 00:29:08,010 --> 00:29:11,670 The economy is forever booming, with no sign of slowing down, ever! 237 00:29:12,450 --> 00:29:16,590 People have never been so happy, and the future has never looked so bright! 238 00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:22,530 Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, the new stars of the silver screen took the world 239 00:29:22,531 --> 00:29:25,790 by storm, and changed the face of the motion picture industry forever! 240 00:29:26,690 --> 00:29:29,370 With movies like The Good, The Bad, and The Stupid! 241 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:32,170 Look behind you, and then down! 242 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,717 And they came from the stars to hit you with 243 00:29:34,718 --> 00:29:38,311 a frying pan, part four, Target Miami Beach! 244 00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:41,595 The minions have become the kings of the box office, and 245 00:29:41,596 --> 00:29:44,070 it seems that the public just can't get enough of them! 246 00:29:45,590 --> 00:29:47,640 We spent weeks with the super mini sensations, and 247 00:29:47,641 --> 00:29:49,711 we're going to let you in on a few of their secrets! 248 00:29:50,570 --> 00:29:56,010 Our boys have moved into a luxurious house in Battery Hills, where they'll be able to 249 00:29:56,011 --> 00:30:02,950 enjoy a comfortably large game room, and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna! 250 00:30:05,190 --> 00:30:07,470 Their lives have changed since Bane hit them! 251 00:30:08,030 --> 00:30:10,090 They can't go anywhere without being recognized! 252 00:30:11,670 --> 00:30:11,990 Haha! 253 00:30:12,350 --> 00:30:13,650 Run, boys, run! 254 00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:17,979 Looks are everything in Tinseltown, and the minions are 255 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:21,070 always on the hunt for the hottest, most modern looks! 256 00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:30,920 And not only that! 257 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,880 Now there's Minions merchandise! 258 00:30:33,881 --> 00:30:36,300 What will they pick up next? 259 00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:40,878 And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties like 260 00:30:40,879 --> 00:30:43,881 the ones those party gentlemen are throwing! 261 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:47,480 Yes, the Minions are on top of the world! 262 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:49,800 They truly have it all! 263 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,880 Yes! 264 00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:41,320 On it! 265 00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,520 I can't wait to see! 266 00:31:47,420 --> 00:31:48,420 On comment, please! 267 00:31:48,900 --> 00:31:52,120 James, my boy, you have a real gift for filmmaking! 268 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:53,620 Oh, thank you! 269 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:56,460 Yeah, you have what it takes to become a director! 270 00:31:56,820 --> 00:31:58,540 There could even be an Oscar in your future! 271 00:31:58,860 --> 00:31:59,240 Oscar? 272 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:00,240 What's that called? 273 00:32:00,580 --> 00:32:04,320 Ah, it's an award given out to the best films and filmmakers! 274 00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,720 Ah! 275 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,620 And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to... 276 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,320 James! 277 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:28,100 Thank you! 278 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:28,780 James! 279 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:29,980 James! 280 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,640 Are you alright, my friend? 281 00:32:31,641 --> 00:32:32,641 Ah! 282 00:32:34,340 --> 00:32:36,040 Wait, what's happening? 283 00:32:36,220 --> 00:32:36,860 What is this? 284 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,520 I'll tell you what it is! 285 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,560 It's the future of cinema! 286 00:32:40,820 --> 00:32:42,300 Everyone's doing it, Max! 287 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:47,621 From now on, our movies are gonna have... Sound! 288 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,380 That right there, what I just said, that was sound! 289 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,100 I have a very good feeling about this! 290 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,280 Quiet, everyone! 291 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,460 Are you ready, Henry? 292 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,920 This will be great! 293 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,040 Okay, we're recording! 294 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,340 And action! 295 00:33:29,930 --> 00:33:32,571 You disappeared from my life five years ago and 296 00:33:32,572 --> 00:33:35,230 now you think you can come waltzing back in? 297 00:33:35,590 --> 00:33:36,150 Well, no! 298 00:33:36,410 --> 00:33:37,410 No, I say! 299 00:33:38,330 --> 00:33:40,410 Get lost, you handsome bastard! 300 00:33:40,411 --> 00:33:44,890 Oh, Henry! 301 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:48,510 My mother warned me about men like you! 302 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:57,903 Mmm, body! 303 00:33:58,430 --> 00:33:59,430 Piñata! 304 00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:00,730 Carbonara! 305 00:34:01,330 --> 00:34:02,330 Lasagna! 306 00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:04,290 What? 307 00:34:04,790 --> 00:34:05,790 What? 308 00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:06,990 What? 309 00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:14,190 Are you with us, Sarge? 310 00:34:14,409 --> 00:34:15,409 We need you! 311 00:34:15,710 --> 00:34:17,249 What are we gonna. 312 00:34:23,279 --> 00:34:23,280 .. 313 00:34:23,281 --> 00:34:24,281 Yes, Sarge? 314 00:34:59,550 --> 00:35:02,070 Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 315 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:03,670 Tiny bit of milk. 316 00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:05,390 Two sugars. 317 00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:07,610 Thank you. 318 00:35:09,610 --> 00:35:10,610 Bullseye! 319 00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:12,450 This is a disaster! 320 00:35:12,650 --> 00:35:13,650 We've lost millions! 321 00:35:15,470 --> 00:35:16,950 You know who I blame? 322 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:17,610 Them! 323 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:19,190 Sadly, yes. 324 00:35:19,510 --> 00:35:20,370 Get out of here! 325 00:35:20,371 --> 00:35:23,116 Bob, we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor and we 326 00:35:23,117 --> 00:35:26,030 hope we can still be friends who never speak to each other. 327 00:35:26,210 --> 00:35:26,650 Leave! 328 00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,930 And have a great life away from us. 329 00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:36,090 Oscar? 330 00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:40,610 James, you're never gonna win an Oscar! 331 00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:41,770 You're done! 332 00:35:42,230 --> 00:35:43,230 You're fired! 333 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:55,200 Goodbye, Eric. 334 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,020 Bye, bye, bye. 335 00:35:56,021 --> 00:35:57,940 Hasta la vista, Quentin. 336 00:35:58,020 --> 00:35:59,020 Bye, bye, Max. 337 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,320 Goodbye, Stephen. 338 00:36:00,420 --> 00:36:01,420 Tschüss! 339 00:36:01,720 --> 00:36:02,720 Ciao, Federico. 340 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,800 Bye, bye, Max. 341 00:36:05,020 --> 00:36:05,540 Dick. 342 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,040 Max. 343 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:11,220 Henry, James, good luck, my friends. 344 00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,140 Don't worry, boys. 345 00:36:14,300 --> 00:36:16,080 It's just a minor setback. 346 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:19,820 Thank you. 347 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,580 You're going to be find things, James. 348 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:25,480 You're going to do great things. 349 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,160 Hey, James! 350 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,240 Bye, bye, Max. 351 00:36:46,450 --> 00:36:48,030 No, no, no! 352 00:36:48,450 --> 00:36:49,450 Why? 353 00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:50,670 Why did you do that? 354 00:36:55,450 --> 00:36:56,610 Bravo, Dick, bravo. 355 00:36:56,611 --> 00:36:57,611 No! 356 00:37:10,390 --> 00:37:11,710 Come back, Vittor! 357 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,100 Okay. 358 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,460 Come back, Vittor. 359 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,860 Puccucci, puccucci. 360 00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:45,780 Hey, Victor. 361 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:46,660 Goodnight. 362 00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:47,760 Good night, Victor. 363 00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:49,080 Hey, Mitch, good night. 364 00:37:49,081 --> 00:37:50,081 Good night, Greg. 365 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:50,920 Good night, George. 366 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:51,580 Good night, Steven. 367 00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:52,360 Good night, Bruno. 368 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,220 Good night, Julian. 369 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,260 Thomas, good night. 370 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,580 Good night, James. 371 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:25,900 Market? 372 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,180 Eureka! 373 00:38:34,740 --> 00:38:35,080 Patron! 374 00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,160 There's a story! 375 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,460 Trust Minions! 376 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:38,440 Ask Patagon! 377 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:39,560 Our era! 378 00:38:39,561 --> 00:38:40,561 Padance! 379 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:41,280 Our era! 380 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:41,840 Maca! 381 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:42,800 Our era! 382 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,000 Equal to ours! 383 00:39:05,670 --> 00:39:07,310 James punches the story! 384 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:08,850 And turns it into movies! 385 00:39:09,630 --> 00:39:10,210 Movies? 386 00:39:10,570 --> 00:39:11,570 Stupid idea! 387 00:39:11,930 --> 00:39:14,770 But James' story was fantastic! 388 00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:17,390 Minions not maca movies! 389 00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:18,870 Big Boss sucks! 390 00:39:19,050 --> 00:39:20,050 And the hardness! 391 00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:20,850 And dawn James! 392 00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:22,210 And come! 393 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:22,990 It's just that! 394 00:39:23,190 --> 00:39:23,410 Enough! 395 00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:23,870 Enough! 396 00:39:24,070 --> 00:39:24,630 Big Boss! 397 00:39:25,010 --> 00:39:26,471 And... Big Boss! 398 00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:29,010 Oops! 399 00:39:29,530 --> 00:39:30,530 Sorry Greg! 400 00:39:30,770 --> 00:39:31,770 Alles gut? 401 00:39:31,910 --> 00:39:32,910 Yes! 402 00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:34,390 Tu maca tu movies! 403 00:39:34,630 --> 00:39:35,630 You pretend to be boss! 404 00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:37,090 How line! 405 00:39:37,230 --> 00:39:38,230 Big Boss! 406 00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:39,330 Big Boss! 407 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:39,870 Big Boss! 408 00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:41,210 Big Boss! 409 00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:42,490 Big Boss! 410 00:39:42,570 --> 00:39:43,110 Big Boss! 411 00:39:43,530 --> 00:39:44,530 Parade! 412 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:46,770 It's not a movie! 413 00:39:46,890 --> 00:39:47,350 And in the evening! 414 00:39:47,590 --> 00:39:48,590 The real... 415 00:40:07,750 --> 00:40:09,430 Oh, he's so scary! 416 00:40:09,830 --> 00:40:11,730 James, I love your movie! 417 00:40:12,070 --> 00:40:14,970 Yes, it's clear this is a real passion project. 418 00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:18,530 And you need to make it, whatever challenges get in your way. 419 00:40:21,670 --> 00:40:22,670 Advice? 420 00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,490 Well, where do I start? 421 00:40:26,670 --> 00:40:27,670 I mean... 422 00:40:29,930 --> 00:40:31,510 You guys have film equipment? 423 00:40:32,710 --> 00:40:33,270 No. 424 00:40:33,510 --> 00:40:34,850 Ah, no film equipment. 425 00:40:35,770 --> 00:40:36,770 A crew? 426 00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:39,610 No crew either. 427 00:40:40,590 --> 00:40:42,310 And you wrote a monster movie? 428 00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:43,890 With a very big monster? 429 00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:49,890 And what are you going to use for your monster? 430 00:40:50,070 --> 00:40:51,070 Ah. 431 00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:53,710 Aha. 432 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:54,890 Okay. 433 00:40:54,950 --> 00:40:55,950 Listen to me carefully. 434 00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:59,470 What I'm going to tell you is very, very important. 435 00:41:00,410 --> 00:41:04,856 So, if you want to make a Fantasticus very cool monster 436 00:41:04,857 --> 00:41:08,130 movie, you will need a Fantasticus very cool monster. 437 00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,770 I can't really help you with that, I'm afraid. 438 00:41:15,210 --> 00:41:16,930 But I can give you this. 439 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,100 A camera? 440 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Really? 441 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,760 It was a gift from my father. 442 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,520 My first camera. 443 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,780 I'm passing it on to you now. 444 00:41:42,580 --> 00:41:44,340 I believe in you, James. 445 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:46,460 I know you'll do great. 446 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:51,910 And remember, a very cool monster movie needs a very cool monster. 447 00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:54,700 Ah, darling, come over here. 448 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,720 Good luck, guys. 449 00:41:55,721 --> 00:41:56,721 Ah. 450 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:02,080 Oh, 451 00:42:25,250 --> 00:42:26,670 I'm happy you're happy. 452 00:42:28,030 --> 00:42:29,970 Now, do you mind if I go on with the story? 453 00:42:30,190 --> 00:42:31,970 Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes. 454 00:42:32,190 --> 00:42:33,610 Yes, please continue. 455 00:42:33,970 --> 00:42:35,650 What about Dick and the other minions? 456 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,130 Did they find a new boss? 457 00:42:37,470 --> 00:42:39,890 Oh, yes, well, I was getting to it. 458 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:45,710 Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission of every minion ever and find 459 00:42:45,711 --> 00:42:49,490 their tribe the greatest, most evil master to serve. 460 00:43:00,610 --> 00:43:02,410 Turn to activities and listen. 461 00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:04,630 What's going on? 462 00:43:05,490 --> 00:43:09,362 I am Dork, and I was sent here by the supreme 463 00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:13,431 High Ruler to judge this pathetic planet. 464 00:43:14,370 --> 00:43:15,730 Big Boss? 465 00:43:15,731 --> 00:43:20,590 But first, a Dork needs to find loyal assistants. 466 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:25,130 Hey, you, with the very cool spaceship, do you want to serve Dork? 467 00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:26,810 Okay, let's go home. 468 00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:29,350 You can do this kind of thing on your mom's weekend. 469 00:43:29,850 --> 00:43:31,550 Oh, yes, and... 470 00:43:34,050 --> 00:43:37,410 Guys, look at this winner. 471 00:43:37,610 --> 00:43:38,730 Ah, thank you. 472 00:43:38,910 --> 00:43:39,630 That's very kind. 473 00:43:39,631 --> 00:43:42,670 Are you and your burly friends interested in 474 00:43:42,671 --> 00:43:46,290 assisting Dork in a potentially dangerous mission? 475 00:43:46,610 --> 00:43:50,050 Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit is talking to us. 476 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,630 I can assure you that this is no costume. 477 00:43:54,570 --> 00:43:57,890 You know, it's dangerous to hang out here dressed as a tin can. 478 00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:06,650 A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there. 479 00:44:07,650 --> 00:44:10,910 I sense you are preparing a hostile attack. 480 00:44:11,230 --> 00:44:12,230 Please stop. 481 00:44:12,410 --> 00:44:12,890 Oh, yeah? 482 00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:14,330 Or what? 483 00:44:21,676 --> 00:44:23,036 Why, you... 484 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,650 Now you've done it. 485 00:44:30,390 --> 00:44:36,630 Dork was on a simple mission to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded. 486 00:44:36,631 --> 00:44:41,250 And then you went and got all up in Dork's facial recognition sensors. 487 00:44:42,110 --> 00:44:46,090 Dork has made his decision regarding the fate of this planet. 488 00:44:47,110 --> 00:44:52,610 Dork is going to invade Earth and enslave humanity! 489 00:44:54,450 --> 00:44:56,050 Hey, hey, excuse me, excuse me! 490 00:44:57,010 --> 00:44:58,410 Ah, greetings. 491 00:44:58,970 --> 00:44:59,970 I am Dork. 492 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,130 Ah, hello, Dork. 493 00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:02,310 I am Dick. 494 00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:03,550 Salutations, Richard. 495 00:45:04,250 --> 00:45:05,670 No, no, no, Dick. 496 00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:07,630 Hmm, okay. 497 00:45:08,190 --> 00:45:12,570 Do you want to assist Dork in a potentially dangerous mission? 498 00:45:12,730 --> 00:45:13,730 Si! 499 00:45:14,970 --> 00:45:15,970 Great! 500 00:45:16,310 --> 00:45:18,990 Follow Dork back to Dork's secret lair! 501 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:23,290 Viva! 502 00:45:23,550 --> 00:45:24,070 Viva! 503 00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:25,270 Viva! 504 00:45:28,310 --> 00:45:30,750 Okay, mal auto-tipac, Leonid. 505 00:45:31,290 --> 00:45:31,570 Henry? 506 00:45:31,870 --> 00:45:32,330 Si, si. 507 00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:33,630 Ed? 508 00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:34,850 Vamos! 509 00:45:36,510 --> 00:45:37,510 Miso soup! 510 00:45:38,690 --> 00:45:40,450 Yaki unigiri! 511 00:45:40,910 --> 00:45:42,110 Luka edamame! 512 00:45:42,730 --> 00:45:44,430 Shizuki nanenomu! 513 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:45,810 Daifuku! 514 00:45:52,490 --> 00:45:53,570 Luka! 515 00:46:29,176 --> 00:46:32,116 I am forever! 516 00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,040 What are you doing there, mister? 517 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:37,880 Henry? 518 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,360 Sono veloz! 519 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,240 Buah, non hai buta' para tu movie, James. 520 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,220 Buah, buah, venidablos. 521 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,000 Oh, no. 522 00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:47,440 I feel like I've disappointed you in some way. 523 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,720 I'm so sorry. 524 00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,360 You want big, scary monsters? 525 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,400 Come here, come here! 526 00:47:01,220 --> 00:47:04,100 Oh, you need monsters for your movie! 527 00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:05,900 I know. 528 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:14,450 Magma Ichabod the Deceiver. 529 00:47:14,930 --> 00:47:16,810 But my friends just call me Goomy for short. 530 00:47:17,330 --> 00:47:18,430 Oh, so James. 531 00:47:18,431 --> 00:47:20,330 Oh, James. 532 00:47:20,670 --> 00:47:22,310 Rolls off the face tendrils. 533 00:47:22,730 --> 00:47:23,730 James. 534 00:47:23,830 --> 00:47:24,390 Is that it, Henry? 535 00:47:24,670 --> 00:47:25,670 Hey, bello! 536 00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:26,210 Henry! 537 00:47:26,750 --> 00:47:27,610 Oh, I like it. 538 00:47:27,770 --> 00:47:29,110 It sounds tough and rugged. 539 00:47:29,490 --> 00:47:32,231 It's like, oh, look out, here comes... Henry! 540 00:47:32,370 --> 00:47:33,370 It a lid. 541 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,800 Wipe your insolent feet before stepping into the lair of dirt. 542 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,860 Uh... Tamarale lair? 543 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:58,680 Affirmative. 544 00:47:58,681 --> 00:48:00,520 Everyone, file in. 545 00:48:00,860 --> 00:48:01,860 Dort? 546 00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:03,620 Where have you been? 547 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,960 Oh, Mrs. Kotikoff. 548 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,460 Yes, so sorry. 549 00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,940 Dort had an important work meeting. 550 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,340 But I come with good news. 551 00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:15,580 Look what I found on my way back. 552 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,680 Those muffins you love. 553 00:48:18,020 --> 00:48:21,260 I only like the blueberry ones. 554 00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:22,660 Yes, you're in luck. 555 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,780 And I can only eat them with a glass of milk. 556 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:33,080 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 557 00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:36,940 Ah, what a sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 558 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,700 She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet. 559 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,140 Excuse me. 560 00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:41,900 Excuse me. 561 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:43,180 As will her cat. 562 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:44,440 Uh, hello? 563 00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:44,780 Sorry. 564 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,200 Whoops. 565 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:49,940 Everyone, commence greeting Dort's roommate, Floyd. 566 00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:52,640 Uh, hello, Floyd. 567 00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:57,250 Hey, Dort, is that you? 568 00:48:57,630 --> 00:49:00,050 Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, minion. 569 00:49:00,470 --> 00:49:02,350 This is definitely a lair. 570 00:49:02,590 --> 00:49:03,690 No, look up. 571 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,310 Pink. 572 00:49:10,510 --> 00:49:12,456 Oh, Floyd. 573 00:49:13,090 --> 00:49:14,090 Yes, yes, Floyd. 574 00:49:14,270 --> 00:49:15,270 Caprisci, the Macedonian. 575 00:49:15,310 --> 00:49:18,190 Ha, ha, ha, you foolish, naive minion. 576 00:49:18,630 --> 00:49:21,689 You are actually standing in a very futuristic alien 577 00:49:21,690 --> 00:49:24,190 spaceship, made to look like a dingy apartment. 578 00:49:24,191 --> 00:49:25,790 Very realistic, isn't it? 579 00:49:25,870 --> 00:49:26,870 Even a weird smell. 580 00:49:27,270 --> 00:49:28,270 That's all fake. 581 00:49:28,330 --> 00:49:29,330 Impressive, I know. 582 00:49:32,650 --> 00:49:35,650 But, but, but nothing. 583 00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:38,474 No, Dort needs to retreat to his private 584 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:42,191 quarters to, uh, report back to his home planet. 585 00:49:42,350 --> 00:49:44,990 Engaging in slaving my own... 586 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:49,510 Oh, hello. 587 00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:52,950 Okay, okay, calma, calma. 588 00:49:53,110 --> 00:49:54,290 Hey, buddies, look up. 589 00:49:54,950 --> 00:49:56,930 Wubble, wubble, wubble, wubble. 590 00:49:58,650 --> 00:49:59,890 Hi, fellas. 591 00:50:01,530 --> 00:50:02,590 Wubble, wubble. 592 00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,040 James, you're so passionate. 593 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,740 I think you're a genius. 594 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,080 Oh, thank you. 595 00:50:14,081 --> 00:50:15,081 Huh? 596 00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:10,343 Ha, ha, whoopsie. 597 00:51:37,113 --> 00:51:40,653 Attention, attention minions and followers. 598 00:51:40,900 --> 00:51:44,960 Dort has finally received his orders from the supreme High Ruler. 599 00:51:44,961 --> 00:51:49,000 It is time to officially invade Earth. 600 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,560 Oh, oh, yes, oh, sorry, my apologies. 601 00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,160 With me. 602 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:21,673 Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort, Dort. 603 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:57,580 Oh, hello there, little fella. 604 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,420 Dort meant your sandcastle no harm. 605 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,100 Hey, please stop your shovel attack. 606 00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,680 Cease immediately, or you will pay the price. 607 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,780 Look out, look out, buddies. 608 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:16,960 Let's see how you fare against a similar attack, tiny insurgent. 609 00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,860 Hey, you, in the robot suit. 610 00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:21,700 No, no, no, you can't take that kid. 611 00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:24,040 He must be taught a lesson. 612 00:53:24,540 --> 00:53:26,680 And also, he started it. 613 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,460 You are not from around these parts, are you? 614 00:53:30,461 --> 00:53:31,461 Well, no. 615 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,660 I originate from the planet Metlar. 616 00:53:34,540 --> 00:53:36,760 Near the G45T system. 617 00:53:37,580 --> 00:53:37,580 Right. 618 00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,496 I don't know where that is. 619 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,478 But, I'm from a small town in Minnesota myself, so I 620 00:53:42,479 --> 00:53:45,440 understand the feeling of being a stranger in the big city. 621 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,580 So, what you're saying is, I am now free to kick him. 622 00:53:52,860 --> 00:53:54,260 No, you can't. 623 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:57,000 Well, I should get a move on. 624 00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:59,380 My friends and I are headed to a protest for women's rights. 625 00:53:59,381 --> 00:54:01,520 Do you believe women and men are equal? 626 00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:03,420 Why, yes, of course. 627 00:54:03,580 --> 00:54:04,620 Oh, good. 628 00:54:04,720 --> 00:54:07,100 And that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally. 629 00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,580 You're so funny and cute. 630 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:13,480 I mean, what you said. 631 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,060 What you said is cute. 632 00:54:15,620 --> 00:54:16,620 Pardon? 633 00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,380 Come on, Debbie, we're going to be late. 634 00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,961 Did you say Dort was... Yes, women of the Pope! 635 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,560 Yes, women of the Pope! 636 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:24,140 Yes, women of the Pope! 637 00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:27,460 Don't kick children! 638 00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:32,540 Uh, us? 639 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:33,860 Minions! 640 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:37,800 Dort is, uh, uh, slightly postponing Earth's invasion! 641 00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:39,440 Huh? 642 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,740 You heard me! 643 00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:42,180 Follow Dort! 644 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,340 Give women the vote! 645 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,940 Give women the vote! 646 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,560 Give women the vote! 647 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,640 Uh, uh, uh, uh, yes? 648 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,520 Yes, women of the Pope! 649 00:54:52,020 --> 00:54:53,320 Yes, women of the Pope! 650 00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:54,820 Yes, women of the Pope! 651 00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,200 The 652 00:55:04,290 --> 00:55:05,690 entrance is straight ahead! 653 00:55:05,691 --> 00:55:08,030 Hmm, hmm. 654 00:55:22,900 --> 00:55:24,680 Wait for you to meet my best! 655 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,480 Watch your step! 656 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,580 You're going to love these gents. 657 00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,661 We get them, and then we go to... Hollywood! 658 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:42,340 Hollywood, yes, sir. 659 00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:43,740 To make your movie! 660 00:55:58,680 --> 00:55:59,820 Don't be scared, though. 661 00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:00,980 They're such good guys. 662 00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:03,840 Just try not to look too delicious. 663 00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:28,780 Look at you! 664 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:31,900 Behind you! 665 00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:38,860 Hey, Gooby! 666 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,400 Thanks for the jailbreak! 667 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,240 Ha ha ha! 668 00:56:41,420 --> 00:56:41,940 All right! 669 00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:43,100 Where were we? 670 00:56:43,101 --> 00:56:45,580 Howard and Phillips, destroy world! 671 00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:46,060 Yeah! 672 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:47,820 But wait, I'm sorry. 673 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,620 Quick question. 674 00:56:49,020 --> 00:56:51,196 I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. 675 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:52,220 Is that okay? 676 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:59,680 We are not going to destroy the world, nor eat anyone in this room. 677 00:56:59,820 --> 00:57:00,820 Are we clear? 678 00:57:01,460 --> 00:57:02,460 Not really. 679 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,900 Destroying stuff is kind of our thing. 680 00:57:04,901 --> 00:57:07,480 Uh, not anymore, Phillips. 681 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,720 No, all that stuff is over. 682 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:11,460 We are no longer evil. 683 00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:14,720 We work in the motion picture industry. 684 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:15,120 See? 685 00:57:15,740 --> 00:57:17,240 No worldwide destruction. 686 00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:20,040 No devouring funny-looking yellow guys. 687 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,780 We're just going to help James here make his dreams come true. 688 00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:27,240 Huh? 689 00:57:29,360 --> 00:57:30,360 Oh! 690 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:31,840 Okay! 691 00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:32,720 Ha ha ha! 692 00:57:32,940 --> 00:57:33,940 Wink wink! 693 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:35,700 Got it! 694 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:37,060 All right, we're in! 695 00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:39,000 They're in! 696 00:57:39,540 --> 00:57:41,640 Come on, let's go to Hollywood! 697 00:57:59,046 --> 00:58:01,240 Howard having super weird day. 698 00:58:06,070 --> 00:58:07,470 Monster! 699 00:58:08,690 --> 00:58:09,690 Monster! 700 00:58:13,770 --> 00:58:14,770 Yes! 701 00:58:17,090 --> 00:58:18,490 Oh, 702 00:59:46,370 --> 00:59:47,870 where you make muffies? 703 00:59:47,871 --> 00:59:48,871 See? 704 00:59:52,010 --> 00:59:53,690 You hear that, guys? 705 00:59:53,930 --> 00:59:55,290 This is where it all happens! 706 01:00:19,216 --> 01:00:20,540 Oh, oh, oh, look! 707 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:21,640 This is great! 708 01:00:21,641 --> 01:00:22,641 Huh? 709 01:00:30,326 --> 01:00:35,266 Oh James, you painted such a wonderful picture with your beautiful gibberish. 710 01:00:35,460 --> 01:00:37,880 Your movie is going to be fantastic. 711 01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:39,220 Isn't it, guys? 712 01:00:39,340 --> 01:00:39,680 No! 713 01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:41,820 Who cares about the movie? 714 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:47,720 I just want to eat people and chase people and... Smoosh people with feet! 715 01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:48,380 Exactly! 716 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:49,380 Smoosh! 717 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,720 Howard gets it! 718 01:00:50,721 --> 01:00:51,721 Huh? 719 01:00:52,520 --> 01:00:54,240 Oh, ha ha ha! 720 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,060 Okay, just a little moment, please. 721 01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:58,560 Are you and you a word? 722 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,360 We'll be right back. 723 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:02,240 Okay. 724 01:01:02,241 --> 01:01:03,241 Okay. 725 01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,460 Toby, 726 01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:17,680 what are we doing here? 727 01:01:18,180 --> 01:01:20,120 Back in the good old days, you were all about going 728 01:01:20,220 --> 01:01:22,920 from planet to planet, obliterating everything in sight. 729 01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:24,920 Now you want to make movies? 730 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,800 You've changed, man. 731 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:27,960 Howard, I agree! 732 01:01:27,961 --> 01:01:30,160 Guys, guys, guys, where's the trust? 733 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,360 Of course we're going to destroy everything. 734 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,240 When those cameras start rolling, we're going to conjure Irene. 735 01:01:36,900 --> 01:01:37,900 Irene? 736 01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:38,400 Really? 737 01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:41,880 Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself. 738 01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:46,701 We're going to have our revenge, but we're going to destroy everything on the planet. 739 01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:47,860 Destroy! 740 01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,720 Come on, stop! 741 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:55,180 Uh, destroy? 742 01:01:55,181 --> 01:01:57,580 Oh, hey, hey, Henry, buddy! 743 01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:00,960 James! 744 01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,440 Ha ha ha ha! 745 01:02:57,900 --> 01:02:58,900 James! 746 01:02:59,140 --> 01:02:59,400 Huh? 747 01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:00,780 Henry? 748 01:03:02,740 --> 01:03:03,540 Hide him! 749 01:03:03,740 --> 01:03:04,740 Hide him quick! 750 01:03:04,940 --> 01:03:05,940 Henry? 751 01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:08,400 Oh, hi, James. 752 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,860 No, there's no Henry here. 753 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:17,100 Uh, just us monsters, you know, talking about, uh, a friend of ours. 754 01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:20,240 That would be great in your movie! 755 01:03:23,100 --> 01:03:25,340 This is Irene. 756 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:31,060 Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured. 757 01:03:31,700 --> 01:03:36,180 The coolest monster ever, unleashed upon an unsuspecting world! 758 01:03:36,181 --> 01:03:40,100 Oh, I promise you, James, you've never seen a monster like her! 759 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:41,240 Okay, bye-bye! 760 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:42,420 Bye-bye! 761 01:04:14,300 --> 01:04:15,700 Me and I were having a little chat. 762 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:16,180 Henry? 763 01:04:16,500 --> 01:04:17,320 Yeah, yeah, Henry. 764 01:04:17,520 --> 01:04:21,960 And he said he's sorry for being such a doink, and also that the scene we're about 765 01:04:21,961 --> 01:04:25,380 to do, you know, when Irene arrives, he thinks it's missing something. 766 01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:25,940 Huh? 767 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:26,880 Besides us? 768 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:28,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 769 01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,080 But Henry had a solution. 770 01:04:30,081 --> 01:04:34,140 What if, when the monster first comes out, she eats a victim? 771 01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:36,480 To let the audience know, she means business. 772 01:04:36,940 --> 01:04:42,120 And better yet, Henry has volunteered to play the part of the first... 773 01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:50,940 Oh, man, he seems excited! 774 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,150 Aww. 775 01:04:54,190 --> 01:05:02,831 Well, James, Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, are you ready to start making your first movie? 776 01:05:03,830 --> 01:05:07,270 By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene? 777 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,630 This is your project. 778 01:05:08,750 --> 01:05:09,946 I don't want to step on any toes. 779 01:05:09,970 --> 01:05:10,970 No problemo! 780 01:05:11,130 --> 01:05:12,130 Luviosa! 781 01:05:14,130 --> 01:05:15,130 Sonor! 782 01:05:15,930 --> 01:05:17,170 Y Smoka! 783 01:05:18,550 --> 01:05:20,010 Minions y monstruos! 784 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:21,250 Uno! 785 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,300 Earth is living its last moment. 786 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:35,340 The monsters are... 787 01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,800 Yosefos! 788 01:05:49,940 --> 01:05:50,940 Zlatan! 789 01:05:52,300 --> 01:05:53,700 Carbonita! 790 01:05:55,060 --> 01:05:57,820 Alea Dr. Egg! 791 01:05:59,140 --> 01:06:00,540 Mercurio! 792 01:06:00,940 --> 01:06:02,000 Zulubiri! 793 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,200 Caramel! 794 01:06:06,980 --> 01:06:08,260 Magiator! 795 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,520 Beautiful! 796 01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:41,700 So big! 797 01:06:41,780 --> 01:06:42,780 So orange! 798 01:06:43,180 --> 01:06:45,300 So c-c-cool! 799 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:48,900 Now feed, I read! 800 01:06:49,260 --> 01:06:54,280 Feast on our modest offering, and go forth into the world! 801 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,320 What a perfect 802 01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:52,899 day this has been. 803 01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:54,399 Thank you so much. 804 01:08:54,979 --> 01:08:56,220 Oh, oh no! 805 01:08:56,560 --> 01:08:57,740 No, no, no! 806 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000 Thank you! 807 01:08:59,060 --> 01:09:00,060 I really like you, Dort. 808 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:02,800 You're... you're not like the other men that I know. 809 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:06,364 Hmm, you mean Dort is not all about suppressing 810 01:09:06,365 --> 01:09:09,141 feelings to avoid appearing vulnerable? 811 01:09:09,240 --> 01:09:15,240 Well, yes, but more like with you, well, I feel respected and listened to. 812 01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,300 Aww, Debbie! 813 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:19,420 Dort. 814 01:09:44,279 --> 01:09:44,600 Huh? 815 01:09:44,819 --> 01:09:46,120 Oh my heaven! 816 01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,420 Look at that thing! 817 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,800 Well, he's no match for my robot boyfriend! 818 01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:50,840 Go! 819 01:09:51,060 --> 01:09:52,060 Get him, baby! 820 01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:56,740 Oh, yes, yes, but that thing is huge! 821 01:09:57,380 --> 01:10:00,180 Uh, I, um, okay. 822 01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,400 Dort? 823 01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,220 Dort! 824 01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,640 Uh, uh, buddies! 825 01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000 Milly, get Harry, Dort! 826 01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:15,200 Vito, help Henry! 827 01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,190 Don't you dare lock me in there! 828 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:28,400 Yes, indeed! 829 01:18:28,620 --> 01:18:31,140 The day on Earth itself was saved. 830 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:33,240 All was bright in the world. 831 01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:34,080 Huh? 832 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:38,360 And get this, Ed had never stopped filming! 833 01:18:46,603 --> 01:18:52,023 And so, after months of hard work and with the help of all of his buddies, 834 01:18:52,350 --> 01:18:54,770 James had made his dream come true. 835 01:18:55,770 --> 01:18:57,290 He had done it. 836 01:18:57,790 --> 01:19:00,330 He had finally made his movie. 837 01:19:07,260 --> 01:19:12,300 And let me tell you, watching the movie play with a theater full of people, 838 01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:15,700 there was truly nothing better. 839 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:52,420 And the evening just kept getting better and better. 840 01:20:12,530 --> 01:20:16,010 Beautiful moment that none of them would ever forget. 841 01:20:16,990 --> 01:20:18,650 They had done it. 842 01:20:19,130 --> 01:20:22,950 The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity. 843 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:29,830 And even though it took a long time and it wasn't always easy, they came out on top. 844 01:20:30,650 --> 01:20:31,650 As a group. 845 01:20:32,410 --> 01:20:33,630 As a tribe. 846 01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:35,910 As friends.